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Bata has decided to launch a new pair of chappals specially designed for throwing at politicians and other folks you are displeased with. After a lot of testing on senior executives and usage of German designed technology, Bata has come up with the perfect missile for your anger – the Anna Hazare Chappal.For every set of chappals sold, Bata has promised to contribute funds to the Anna Hazare camp. However, for chappals thrown at Kiran Bedi, Bata will actually contribute 25 % of the amount as the other 75% has to be paid to Miss Bedi.As with all Bata footwear, the pricepoint of these chappals will be a mere 299.99 INR – 999.99 INR.

The Anna Hazare Sandal - Specially to be thrown at Politicians & Corrupt Officials

In other news, Ra.One producers have got together to now provide a special Ra.None service where in you pay them not to be disturbed by their ads. They have promised to create a Do Not Disturb database much on the lines of the existing database used by the telecom companies and promise that once we pay the amount and register for the Ra.None service, 45 days later we shall get no SMS/phonecalls/ads / requests regarding Ra.One

Last but not the least, after India’s brilliant performance today, England have decided to hire Geoff Boycott’s grandmother as batting coach and Navjot Sidhu as a spiritual advisor. Their belief is that since the team will unite in the effort to kill him, he will promote greater unity amongst the team members who are otherwise worried about catching Delhi Belly or learning Hindi. Last heard, people were also searching for a quote from To

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I was initially going to write a nostalgic post about Ajay Singh Deol aka Sunny Paaji but this waste fellow @tantanoo beat me to it. So I was searching on a topic to write for this blog, which otherwise gets visitors for search terms such as “karunanidhi funny pics” and ” patel sleeper coach”. That is when a tweet about sandals triggered this post.

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